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Funny story: A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop

A tremendous volcanic eruption in the Amazon Forest destroys 86% of the Brazil Nut crop

Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country. Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs. The boom could…

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Funny story: The Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan)

The Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan)

The Brazilian Capital Hurricane Song (to the tune of ‘Hurricane’ by Bob Dylan A mangy mob attacks the capital building Not D.C. now but rather Brazil A copy of Trump’s triumph first hand Right winger nutters just out for a thrill Here come…

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Funny story: The Trump From Ipanema

The Trump From Ipanema

I knew it was just a matter of time. Donald Trump doesn’t just want to own America, he wants the world. The Brazilians are under his control. They cannot think for themselves. They want their own Mar-A-Lago on Ipanema Beach, where the stars come o…

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Funny story: Scum Travels Around the World like Daft Punk

Scum Travels Around the World like Daft Punk

Oh those wacky Brazilians! They wanna be just like American scum! Will they take the long trek north to climb over the big wall? Hell no, they got their own country and they want it back! Storm the Bastille! Is everybody gonna try to overthrow…

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Funny story: Trumpism Spreads to Brazil - Right Wing 'Brazil Nuts' Riot And Trash Brazil's Capitol

Trumpism Spreads to Brazil - Right Wing 'Brazil Nuts' Riot And Trash Brazil's Capitol

Trump is an infectious Plague, as well as a Person. Brazil had their own Trump - ex - Presidente Bolsonaro - Rich and Corrupt - hacking down the Amazon Forest to make Money. (And maybe to put up Golf courses?) Brazil also has its own Proud B…

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Funny story: Brazil Is Running Out of Nuts

Brazil Is Running Out of Nuts

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - (World Satire) - The Global Source News Agency is reporting that Brazil has informed the nut-buying world merchants that there is a possibility that the country could run out of Brazil nuts before too long. Reporter Topeka…

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Funny story: Don’t Mess With the Monkey Man

Don’t Mess With the Monkey Man

Jair Bolsonaro, president of Brazil, has a wee tiff with actor Leonardo DiCaprio over environmental issues and the upcoming election in Brazil. Seems Jair doesn’t like the Hollywood heavyweight telling Brazilians not to vote for a president who e…

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Funny story: Rio de Janiero Votes to Make Every Beach In The Nation 100% Nude

Rio de Janiero Votes to Make Every Beach In The Nation 100% Nude

RIO DE JANIERO, Brazil – (Satire News) – The Brazilian government is extremely concerned at the dwindling numbers of tourists visiting Brazil, which they partially are blaming on the Trumpapalooza Pandemic. A spokesperson stated that in an effort…

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Funny story: A Brazilian Bullfighter Gets Arrested For Molesting Several Bulls

A Brazilian Bullfighter Gets Arrested For Molesting Several Bulls

ISLA DE LAS MUCHACHAS, Brazil – (Satire News) – The Amazon Jungle News Agency, has made it known that second-string matador Ramon De Los Ramones, 32, has been taken into custody by undercover Brazilian law enforcement officers. Acting on an anonym…

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Funny story: Soccer Legend and Owner of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, Receives Fantastic News

Soccer Legend and Owner of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, Receives Fantastic News

SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Pele has just been informed by Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency that the goalkeeper for Pele’s Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Brazilian soccer team, Allegro Cabeza De Vaca, has just been named the bes…

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Funny story: Pele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs

Pele Says Two of His Star Soccer Players Have Tested Positive For Performance-Enhancing Drugs

SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Amazon News is reporting that the president of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, is very disappointed in two of his star players. Sao Paulo striker Galixico Saludos and goalkeeper Allegro Cabeza de Vaca ha…

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Funny story: Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

Tens of Thousands of People Are Moving To Laos

VIENTIANE, Laos – (Satire News) - The government of Laos has just informed the world media that they are seeing a tremendous influx of people from all over the world due to the Coronavirus. The head of the Laotian Department of Influxers has state…

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Funny story: Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

Brazil Has Filed A Lawsuit Against Jeff Bezos - The Richest Man in the World

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Jeff Bezos, who is the richest man in the world, has just received notice that he is being sued. The government of Brazil has informed Mr. Bezos that they do not appreciate him infringing on the Amazon name. They i…

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Funny story: The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

The Legendary Pele Asks Chicharito to Join the Board of Directors of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California – One of the greatest soccer players of all time, Pele, flew to California and met with another great soccer player, Javier Hernandez Balcazar, better known as Chicharito. They had macaroni enchiladas and several pit…

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Funny story: Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

Pele, The Hall of Fame Brazilian Soccer Player, Has Just Been Named President of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers

SAO PAULO, Brazil – One of the greatest soccer players to ever kick a soccer ball, has just become the president of one of Brazil’s most prestigious soccer teams. The owner of the Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Senor Ricardo de Ricardo, is thrilled t…

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Funny story: Getting A Brazillian

Getting A Brazillian

We’re back! It only takes a global pandemic to drag us away from our day jobs of hanging around local pharmacies in case the methadone patients want to trade green liquid for shiny beads. We’ve headed across to Brazil because, even though everyon...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi Banned For Speaking The Truth About Corruption

Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...

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