(SPOOF NEWS) - Ivanka Trump has just issued a group of tweets from the world of politics, sports, music, and pole dancing. A LIST OF MORE TWEETS FROM IVANKA TRUMP TWEET 1. LeBrown James told me that Melania has the prettiest titties that he h…
The queen of hip hop, Beyoncé, has unveiled the highly-anticipated opening act for her upcoming "Sizzling Summer Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Tour." Taking the stage alongside Beyoncé is none other than The Lap Rap Posse, a dynamic band that features her…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Noted white songwriter Diane Warren got herself in a world of deep shit, when she stupidly asked why rap and hip hop artist have to constantly write songs that have over 3,000 words in them. She even asked how in the wo…
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi - (Satire News) - Two former members of the country group The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin' Band have joined together and they are causing quite a stir in the country music/soul genre. Percy "Bubba" Figginfex and Jethro "Bub…
Desperate to get whatever attention their tiny Hollywood minds think they deserve, celebrities from all corners of the Golden State are freaking out that they're not the center of attention at the moment. "But I just added 10 pounds of surgical la…
WALLA WALLA, Washington – (Sports Satire) – The Daily Max News Agency has just announced that a thoroughbred race horse belonging to soul music artist Beyonce and her hip hop singer husband Jay-Z has just won the coveted Walla Walla Invitational Derb…
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Sports Satire) – Beyonce Knowles, known as Queen B, by her gazillions of devoted fans, is extremely thrilled that her team the Tijuana Tamale Packers won their season opener, by clobbering the visiting Mexicali Maracas by a score o…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Sports News) – It’s a well known fact that Houston native Beyonce (Knowles) has always been a big fan of football. As a little girl she used to cheer on the then Houston Oilers (now the Tennessee Titans) on her parents 19-inch bl…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – America's newest newlywed bride has just learned that the sales of her extremely sexy designer short shorts are selling at an amazing pace. Gwen Stefani, who has now become Mrs. Blake Shelton, spoke with Pico de Gal…
ATLANTA – (Music Satire) – "The 37 Annual Yo Yo Yo Hip Hop Music Award Show" was Tri-hosted by Drake, Beyonce, and Black Kitty Meow Meow. The show broke records for a music awards show. The first award of the evening’s festivities went to Nicki M…
ELMONT, New York – (Sports Satire) – The Horse Racing World is abuzz with news that for the first time in horse racing history, two brothers will be riding in a Triple Crown race. The brothers, who are only 17-years-old, are identical twins Yoshi…
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – Jerry Jones recently stated that he feels positively certain that his Dallas Cowboys will make it all the way to the Super Bowl (and win it all this coming season). Jones, told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazooka,…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) - According to several highly-respected horse racing pundits, the horse that is the odds-on-favorite to win this year’s Kentucky Derby is Stimulus Package. The three-year-old thoroughbred is co-owned by LeBr…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that, after 62 years, Madonna has finally gotten that huge gap in her teeth fixed. Macadamia Honeysuckle reported that the penny-pinching songstress, who is either loved or hated, decided to f…
BEL AIR, California – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most popular singers, Beyonce, is thrilled to announce that she and her husband, Jay-Z, have just purchased the national merchandise retail store, Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The company, which…
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