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Funny story: May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"

May we all suckle the sap of the "Leader Log"

Since no one can find Lukashenko, dictator and Putin puppet of Belarus, the good people of that country have decided to elect a log of wood as its leader. The log has promised sweeping reforms! All trees shall be protected and given equal right…

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Funny story: Putin puts in the nukes to expand border

Putin puts in the nukes to expand border

Lukashenko, the Head Tough Guy from Belarus, may or may not be invisible. Some have not seen him. Some have seen his double. Some have seen footage of him saying things that may be from today or 20 years ago but with the audio spliced. Rumors a…

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Funny story: Where is Lukashenko?

Where is Lukashenko?

"My name is Luka, I live on second floor. No one has seen me for many days, weeks, months. Where am I? Do I look constipated? What cannot emerge from my assholes? I do not know. I had doctor who told me bad news - "retired" - which means many things…

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Funny story: Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…

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Funny story: Trump Says He Is Not Leaving The White House

Trump Says He Is Not Leaving The White House

Like Alexander Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus, Donald Trump vows not to leave the White House if he loses the 2020 election. Trump’s thinking is, if he loses, that means the election was rigged. But if Trump wins, that means the election was not…

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Funny story: Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

Air New Zealand ad goes 'balls to the wall'

AUKLAND, New Zealand (ABSNN) - Air New Zealand aired a new "ballsy" ad featuring Belarusian Olympian Nadzeya Ostapchuk who won the London Games' shot-put competition, but was forced to surrender her Gold Medal when she failed a drug test. "The ad ca...

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Funny story: Desperate to get Money out of the Off Shore Drilling Craze": Land locked Belarus builds its Own Sea

Desperate to get Money out of the Off Shore Drilling Craze": Land locked Belarus builds its Own Sea

The president of landlocked, Belarus, whose name is spelled with some fucking really weird characters that you will never see on a PS2 Playstation… well, that is if you are not shooting the fuck out those weird things with some really fucking weird n...

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