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Funny story: How Long is Merrick’s Clock? (I said CLOCK, not … never mind)

How Long is Merrick’s Clock? (I said CLOCK, not … never mind)

Merrick … we’re all still waiting for Merrick … they say he’s close and closing in more and more, but they’ve been saying that for a while. Can the government arrest itself? A question I don’t think even Socrates or Aristotle could figure out.

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Funny story: Donald Trump Can't Get Away Shooting Anyone In Broad Daylight

Donald Trump Can't Get Away Shooting Anyone In Broad Daylight

Once upon a time, Donald Trump boasted, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?' Not so fast, Scooter. Scooter might keep his MAGA crowd (even while sitting in jail); however, he'll…

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Funny story: Uvalde Appoints Merrick Garland As Police Chief; Exceptional Record Of Doing Nothing Cited

Uvalde Appoints Merrick Garland As Police Chief; Exceptional Record Of Doing Nothing Cited

Merrick Garland, former Attorney General of the US, was appointed as the chief for the embattled Uvalde police force, city officials announced on Friday. The acting police chief was suspended last week after scathing findings from the investigatio…

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Funny story: Why Was The Acting Attorney General Outside In Pajamas At 3 AM?

Why Was The Acting Attorney General Outside In Pajamas At 3 AM?

The US Attorney General Merrick Garland had Donald Trump's former assistant acting Attorney General Jeffery Clark's house raided at 3 AM, leaving Mr. Clark standing out on the lawn in his pajamas. No robe and no word if pajamas were Snoopy jammies.

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Funny story: Grabbing The 2020 Election By The Pussy

Grabbing The 2020 Election By The Pussy

An attempt was made to steal the 2020 election by reassigning Biden Electoral College votes to the loser Donald Trump. It was cheating. Like cheating on your spouse, on your taxes, or at golf. This time it was an attempt to more than cheat, but to…

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