WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - In a very surprising announcement the FBI has just informed the news media that two pieces of baboon shit (aka Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump and Alexander Beverly Murdaugh) will be sharing a jail cell at the infamou…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just reported that they manufactured 45 Dick Alexander Murdaugh Bobblehead dolls and according to retail outlets only 2 were sold. One was sold to Ann Coulter, GOP maven, who is such a skanky…
WALTERBORO, South Carolina - (Satire News) - In a highly publicized trail, Dick Alexander Murdaugh, who looks like he could be Trump's illegitimate cousin Niles Fausto Trump, will be spending the next 707 years in a cold, damp, cell at Sing Sing Fede…
A white man named Murdaugh, who was a lawyer – one of the 1%, for Christ’s sake – has finished his trail that made the news and received great ratings! Another white person in court! When will the madness end? The GOP are blaming the Dems, who ar…
News of the World - All the evidence gathered shows that Alex Murdaugh is innocent. It's a puzzle that anyone can unravel. You gather all the evidence online then you look for inconsistencies. Alex Murdaugh is portrayed as a liar and a cheat, but…
Alex Murdaugh is preparing to become a jailhouse lawyer to save himself from a savage love affair in prison. He will officially be known as the goose that lays the golden eggs by prison gang leaders who hope that Murdaugh will get them a retrial…
Former South Carolina attorney Richard "Alex" Murdaugh was sentenced to two consecutive life sentences Friday after being convicted of a terrible crime. What happened? There's a missing piece to the puzzle! Murdaugh is a seasoned prosecutor himsel…
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