The Kentucky Legislature, with a supermajority of Republicans, is proposing a law that every citizen’s birth date, from (the Bill in part reads) “the year of our Lord 2024, shall be set at the moment of conception.” Opponents to the Republican B…
A clothing shop belonging to Ronald Limp-Ball was ransacked as chaos engulfed the Emerald City on Saturday night, and the Wizard of Oz was nowhere to be found. Mr. Limp-Ball was shocked to hear that the looters were in fact un-aborted, foster ding…
Women in the USA who dare to have abortions could get the death penalty, proving once again, that babies are gods and their mothers are fallen hookers … just like in the Bible! “Killing the baby by the mother is bad, but killing the mother by the…
Hello friend … or fiend. Has Jesus hurt you? Touched you … in your heart or soul, and never let go? Trillions of Christians have been butchered by doctrine and priests and nuns and popes for 2000 years, and it’s not stopping. Who will shut down th…
The Pope wants Joe Biden not to use federal tax dollars to fund abortions. The Pontiff has compared abortion to "hiring a hitman" and said human beings should stop acting like god and "leave killing to the animals." This from a man who claims to b…
Now that American women can’t get an abortion, they can still get raped and be forced to keep the kid and raise it – hopefully Republican. This is great news for the white race and those who insist that it’s greater than other races cuz Jesus says so…
Iran is soon to offer American girls and women a safe place to have abortions without religious politicians and law-makers trying to turn them into criminals. Of course, nothing comes free. If an American woman or girl comes to Iran for her aborti…
The USA is pissed off! And when that elephant in the room gets angry, it stomps the terra and everybody feels every thump. What is it now? [Sigh.] The women of Iran are burning their hijabs and having a lovely protest, and are accompanied by me…
The Great State of Tennessee (too many of every letter, shorten it) has now put God Himself on trial. That’s right, Jesus/Jehovah/Yahweh/David Koresh – whatever you want to call yourself, you’ve been given notice. Hit the road, God, and don’t fuck…
As midterm elections near, the GOP has come up with what they feel will be a winning strategy this November: Mock women all you can, especially women who support abortion rights. On MSNBC, commentator Chris Hayes said misogyny “is a pretty central pa…
It took the state of Kansas, probably most of the women of Kansas, to say, “Supreme Court, you may wear black robes and sit on the highest court in the land, but we won't let you and the government step in and dictate what women can do with their bod…
To get into Oz, you first have to kill a witch. Dorothy and Toto have left their farmhouse and seen how the Wicked Bitch (known as the Supreme Court) is dead in Kansas. Weird that such a state was once incredibly right-wing has now acted very left…
Born on the wrong side of the tracks, his single unwed mama popped him out in an alley, then she disappeared … forever … (possibly swallowed by the Republican Party) … he didn’t ask to be born, but since he was, he vowed to find his mama and get reve…
Satan called me up yesterday (we’re old old friends) and was crying. “Hey, hey, Prince of Darkness, wassa matter, buddy?” He sobbed and sucked snot up his nose, then sobbed some more. I gave him time to settle down and talk. “The Supreme C…
America, the Great Narcissist, is gazing lovingly at itself in a mirror of the past. Now, it will be free to think it’s back in the Old West. So let’s go there ... Now that womenfolk can’t nohow noway get theirselves an abortion, they’re also gonn…
Dear Americans, you are in good company. With abortion now illegal in your ridiculous country, you share such a law with some of your greatest allies. Abortion is also illegal in Iraq! Way to fight the good fight, America! It’s also illegal in…
As America has now overturned the abortion law, and protests are ongoing, and many Americans are pissed off and scared that their country will soon be thrown back into Little House on the Prairie days, Vladimir Putin is happy. The world’s focus, i…
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