WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A source inside the White House has said that Pfizer Pharmaceuticals will be shipping the first vaccines out of their factory to the White House. The unnamed source said that he actually saw the purchase order th…
Mr. Obama has said he will step forward to get the Covid 19 vaccine in a televised event to encourage confidence in the public. This versus 36% of nurses who say they will not take it, and that, contrary to usual procedures, the vaccines have been…
Led by the US, global administrators are reaching new heights of vaccine development. Nevertheless, public skepticism has been growing as the pandemic continues, although establishment politicians and media consider this resistance “entirely unrea…
Saturday night, Trump retweeted a Twitter user who claimed that hydroxychloroquine “Is Most Effective EARLY” for treating Covid-19." Trump added a comment to his retweet saying, “Many physicians agree with you. Also, some very good studies!” So th...
The FDA is shaking their heads after the latest alleged side-effect of vaccines. Jennifer Mowery claims that her daughter, Jessica, grew a second head after the latest round of vaccines. To further complicate matters, Jessica may be required by la...
Pharmaceutical giant Smerck & Co., Inc. recently announced the introduction of a new vaccine designed to immunize against potentially harmful side effects of vaccines like the widely-popular flu vaccine. Smerck CEO Kent Fraser stated, “We deny...
Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...
Central Park- New York,NY - Dog walkers in Central Park are voicing protests to the AMA over the new vaccine pogrom reported on here. Ms. Penny Triever contacted our newspaper to complain about the pogrom which requires citizens to lick the bottom...
Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams. "One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only univers...
At a news conference Sunday, Donald Trump confused HPV with HIV and insisted there was a vaccine available to prevent HIV. "Now they want to vaccinate kids as young as twelve years old for HIV, and it's like telling them it's OK to go and have sex...
CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...
The Obama Administration today announced a plan for dealing with the Anti-vaxxer problem. At a news conference, DHHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell stated, "There are millions of children in our midst who are partially or completely unvaccinated ag...
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