Tuesday evening, Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-WA) was tabbed by the Republican Party to deliver their official response to President Obama's State of the Union address. It would seem that Republicans wanted a woman to deliver this response to try...
Washington AC/DC - Described as a blow job to democracy Tuesday night's annual State of the Union circus is still big stiff -uh, stuff! - for the lame duck prez. Weeks of backroom White House choreography have suckcessfully buried a transatlantic...
When the State of the Union rebuttal is drowned out by the speaker touching his face and drinking water it's time to admit, "Talking about liberals is just boring." No one is freaking out enough to watch 24 hour news coverage about fixing bridges,...
WASHINGTON, DC - In a bold attempt to silence his critics, U.S. President Barack Obama delivered a nine-and-one-half minute bout of non-stop maniacal laughter during this past Tuesday evening's "State of the Union" address. The laughter - te...
Shortly after president Obama's State of the Union speech a group of influential senators and congressmen from both parties met to discuss legislation that would leapfrog the competitors in the global race for economic dominance. After a few cou...
As the news media rushed to get reaction to last night's State of the Union speech, it appears that the GOP caucus is in a state of confusion. The predominate reaction among caucus members, particularly the new Tea Party members was, "Huh?" The re...
Stan Phillips, undersecretary for evil deviousness and delusional broadcasting for Fox News, announced today that Keith Olbermann has signed a huge contract to become a "human punching bag" for various Fox News on air celebrities. Phillips reveal...
Washington - (Gonads): The Old Gipper's gagging order is writ large all over the birth ceritificate, cryogenically sealed in a Pentagon bunker five miles below Seizure's Pal Arse in Nevada. Today a sexagerian cathouse madam in Havana is threatenin...
For the first time in American History the appearance of the President of the United States before a joint session of Congress will not be as it seems as it was announced Obama will be appearing in the form of a Hologram! A spokesman for NBC, in c...
If you think that the U. S. President writes his own State of the Union speech each year, think again. Dozens of speechwriters have been toiling away for weeks at the White House, writing the phrases that will emerge from the Chief Executive's m...
Washington is abuzz with activity as the countdown begins to President Obama's Tuesday evening speech. As an article, "Odd Couples Created in Seating for Speech," on WSJ.com states, "This year, some lawmakers worried that partisan overtones w...
When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...
In what one veteran Washington observer has noted, "This is probably the most disrespectful thing that has ever been done at a State of the Union Address!" Leaked memos from the GOP caucus indicate the entire Congressional delegation in the Congr...
(Washington-DC) After President Obama's State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. At the opening of a cow manure methane conversion facility in Blunt, T...
Republicans Sat On their Hands at the State of the Union speech. Rudeness, ADD, Or Sexual Dysfunction? Experts Disagree. For the first time in history, a panel of psychologists on cable TV analyzed the reaction of members of Congress to a State of...
Social Secretary Desiree Rogers out did herself last night in filling Congress with hundreds of Chicago Campaign Contributors, Community Activists and Weather Stripping Contractors, leaving Senators and Congressman no choice but to adjoin to a neigh...
For the first time since 1934, there will not be a state of the union address by the President of the United States any time soon, according to a White House Spokesman who refused to be identified in fear of being mocked on Saturday Night Live by a...
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