Producers of teen soap opera Hollyoaks have admitted employing a lumberjack, during filming of the latest episodes of the flagging TV show. Actors have become so wooden in recent months that TV execs needed to thin out the cast a little. "The p...
MANHATTAN - In a move that many political pundits are referring to as a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black, Donald Trump has just stated that Sarah Palin is actually nothing more than a simple-minded soap opera political diva. The m...
Pressure is continuing to mount on the BBC to conduct yet another investigation into "highly questionable practices" it employed in the making of one of its flagship programmes. Having just recovered from the Blue Peter Gate scandal, when it was p...
TV's soap-land has gone in to a frenzy this week with major stars from all corners of the entertainment universe uniting for one cause, to give equal votes to their characters. Ken Barlow, no relation to Gary, who lives at number 1 Coronation Stre...
As a truly landmark and shocking storyline comes to a head, Coronation Street insiders have revealed the cause of the massive gas explosion that ripped through the wine bar, and derailed a passing tram, killing a few, but not enough, of the cast.
Gail McIntyre (formerly Platt), the weasely faced hag of number 8 Coronation Street, stunned viewers and cast-members alike, by sensationally revealing that the show was not real. Millions of viewers sat down to watch their half hour catch up of t...
Revelations concerning an "attempted" murder in the six millionth episode of Ozzie soap Neighbours have been greeted with a wave of indifference. Long-term character, Paul Robinson, is to be pushed off a balcony at Lassiters hotel complex by an en...
An unfunny wife today was charged with treason by the Unfunny Committee of Unamerican Lack of Humor for daring to drone on and on about chilli peppers, about as interesting as anything else that is American, i.e. not interesting at all. 'I had jus...
The world's longest surviving soap has been screened for the last time. Having been on air in the US for more than 70 years, health and safety officials in the US have ordered NBC to scrap the soap in case the film crew slipped on it. Despite a...
It's just been revealed that recovering alcoholic Peter Barlow off Coronation Street is to open a posh wine bar on Coronation Street, Weatherfield, in direct competition with traditional northern boozer, The Rover's Return. The new venture is to b...
'The House of Commons' has scooped the top honour at the British Soap Awards, receiving a Lifetime Achievement award for their classic Christmas special episode, when its leading female character, Hazel Windsor, saw her second husband hiring pornogra...
Jack Duckworth, who is still grieving the loss of his wife Vera since her death early last year, has announced he is expecting a child. He is refusing to name the father, but has confirmed that it is 'someone who lives close by'. It was all somet...
The "golden oldie" of soap operas, "The Guiding Light" is finally switching off after a 72-year run that predates the television. CBS says the show will have its final episode in September. Like most other daytime dramas, "Guiding Light" has suffe...
The funeral is set to take place today of soap queen Wendy Camay. Tributes have been pouring in from showbiz friends alike, and are set to continue pouring in. Wendy's illustrious career lasted for forty years as she became known as the oldes...
Yesterday, early evening, enjoying a meal of beans on toast with cheese on top, I happened to catch part of an episode of 'Home and Away' Having not seen this programme for approx ten year, I was deeply disappointed to discover that even after all this time the inhabitants of the Summer Bay area, still seem to have very little town pride -almost to the point of having an inferiority complex;...
Liverpool have come up against a brick wall in their bid to prise Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry away from the Midlands, and the whole sorry mess has now been made into a soap opera by noted Merseyside writer Phil Redmond. Redmond, who also w...
Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.
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