There was consternation earlier today, when, quite without warning, and totally unexpectedly, a man who was using his phone to browse the internet received a notification that amounted to a: 'Data Usage Warning' Recovering from the initial shoc…
A Microsoft computer game which a man was playing has been accused of offering a 'hint' that was unhelpful, misleading and, indeed, totally inappropriate if we are to think the facility is provided so that players might successfully accomplish the ta…
A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up. Quite what this mean…
Midwest. After spending 10 years carefully managing his time, avoiding high-stress professional careers, and using every single ounce of his creative energy to construct a massive science fiction novel, Minnesota resident and part-time administrativ...
"This is absolute," said President Trump, as he spoke to astonished journalists on the White House lawn. Originally, the President had thought coronavirus to be something bad affecting computers. Having established the Administration had no Corona...
A man who was using a computer at his place of work was left red-faced in front of his colleagues yesterday, after mistaking his glasses case for the computer's mouse. The incident happened as Moys Kenwood, 56, reached out for the mouse to navigat...
A computer is a valuable and important piece of equipment, and needs care and attention, so when one man noticed a hairline crack on his screen this week, he wasn't best pleased. Moys Kenwood, 55, saw the inch-long crack as soon as he opened the l...
To most adults, minestrone is a vomit-textured soup available in a packet from all cheap supermarkets. But to youngsters and hipsters, it is the latest craze in gaming. Minestrone is the world's most popular video game on mobile phones. The aim of...
A man who was listening to music through the YouTube channel on his computer, inadvertently stumbled upon a song by the German electronic synthesizer pioneers, Kraftwerk, and now can't get the tune out of his head! The song, 'Computer Love' (1981)...
The following was found stapled to the back of a pizza box after a takeaway order for large vindaloo and chips went tragically wrong. Being written in crayon and covered in curry sauce we think it could be from one of our technology correspondent...
A man who could, in no way, be described as a technological genius, has revealed how a computer at his workplace made him so angry that he decided to murder it, and did. Larry Sabu, 52, had been working at his job in an insurance office for three...
After a good deal of back and forth over instant messaging in which he patiently directed software user Christine Roberts toward the arrow at the top left of her computer screen, technical support wiz Tony Valdez effusively congratulated Christine on...
In what scriptural scholars agree is a sure fire sign of the end of times, the heads of three giant communications companies skyped each other in a secret illegal collusioney meeting, which was somehow leaked five minutes later, most likely through t...
Oh, those heady days of innocence as we partied in the streets with the clocks ticking down to doomsday at the end of 1999. All the computers in the world malfunctioned as simpleton computer programmers had represented four-digit years with only the final two digits — making the year 2000 indistinguishable from 1900. Power stations failed, leading to blackouts; communications, transport and na...
The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...
As well as doubling the number of characters that can be used in a tweet, Twitter has decided to change some of its colour as well. Mr Amstrad from Twitter said: "We have had a number of complaints from a few overly-sensitive types. You know, they...
The British parliament is ready to implement a crime prevention program that employs several thousand Watson computers that will serve as legal counsel for British citizens that walk the streets. After having success with the CCTV security system...
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