WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A White House insider says that the first lady, Melania, is so angry, she's talking in tongues. It’s being reported that when Melania learned that she had been beat out for he cover of the next edition of Vogue M…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…
CALABASAS, California – Kanye West, the man who is known for being Kim Kardashian’s lesser half has informed the media that he is serious about running for president. The black entertainer said that he decided to jump on the anti-Trump bandwagon a…
HOLLYWOOD – LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Beyonce and The Chicks have just signed to perform on the “2021 Beyonce & The Chicks - Black & White World-Wide Concert Tour”. The Chicks, whose career has just recently been revitalized w…
NEW YORK CITY – A spokeswoman for the Irish heavy metal band, WD-40, has announced the band’s first United States tour, which they are calling "WD-40's Left Coast Summer Heat Tour". She stated that the four Irish lads are excited to be performing…
CHICAGO – The Quaker Oats Corporation, which makes Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix, has just revealed that they are dropping the racist name Aunt Jemima and replacing it with another name. Helga Tuscaloosa, 57, who runs the product-naming department at th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president may have just done gone and stepped smack dab in a pile of horse droppings, as they say down in Fort Worth. Trump was asked by a reporter with Afro Sheen Magazine about his son Barron’s name and how unusual it was.
A man who read a news report about Nicole Curran, the wife of the owner of a basketball team, and the online abuse she received from Beyonce fans after it was perceived that Curran had been rude to the singer, has invited the childish morons to direc...
"The Beyonce-approved "22-Day Revolution" vegan diet regimen was created by celeb trainer Marco Borges, and she's such a fan that she wrote the forward to his book. Beyonce and Marco will also be launching a vegan meal delivery service together. Read more at http://thefix.ninemsn.com.au/2015/06/09/08/24/fix090615beyonce-diet-and-weight-struggle Said Beyonce: Day One was truly amazing,...
Italy (the toe part) - The Italian Navy towed a gleaming white mega-yacht into port, allegedly belonging to rap mogul Jay Z and Pop Star wife Beyonce, for allegedly trying to smuggle more than fifty refugees into Europe, authorities say. But, Jay...
Kanye West has accused Walmart of "disrespecting shelf stacking" by handing Dave Goddard of Fort Lauderdale an employee of the month award instead of Beyonce, after interrupting the awards ceremony, held in the break room of the superstore located so...
Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
Free speech is to take a back seat as stating something unpleasant or publishing a negative comment about shit-hot super-couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé is to become a criminal offence. Due to the incident surrounding Beyoncé's sister Solange, the couple...
New York City - Famous rapper Jay-Z thought he had it made. Married to one of the most famous people in the world, singer Beyonce, the wordsmith has been enjoying life since 2004 when he announced he only had ninety-nine problems. That is hundreds le...
Washington - The US Vice President is stonewalling French media reports that he and Michelle Obama used to be lovers and are the birth parents of successful American singer Beyoncé Knowles. Their five year-long affair is being largely ignored by P...
Los Angeles, CA Exciting news was announced today when publicists for Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus said that the two songstresses would be holding a benefit for the Naked Clowns charity. The Naked Clowns have a goal of raising $1,000,000 worth of donation...
Washington - Almost exactly one year ago she wowed the Presidential Inauguration Ceremony audience with a knock-out rendition of the US National Anthem in a lip-sync performance equivalent of the National Air Guitar championships. The strain on he...
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