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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have a mother skunk and 7 baby skunks under my deck. They act like they own the place. Does anyone wish to adopt? Free shipping if you order 2 or more.
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine ![]() Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pound of aspartame should do it |
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Ben Macnair
Writer Registered: 5 Aug 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They don't act like they own the place. They now own the place. Did no-one tell you that?
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There's a new snow board app that might help...
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There's a new snow board app that might help...
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JinoLeFeeto
Writer Location: I am right here. Registered: 15 Jul 16 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sorry Bill, my initial reply seemed to be totally off from what you needed. Alas, I just adopted 10 skunks so I'm no longer in the market.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's ok thank God. You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them. Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice. PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.' Like I said, Congratulations! ![]() |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's ok thank God. You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them. Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice. PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.' Like I said, Congratulations! ![]() |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You seem to be concerned about Trump’s lack of military service. Although I did two tours in Vietnam as a Navy officer, I was aware that many in my age group avoided the draft. I didn’t concern myself with that. I just tried to do the best job I could. I lost a number of friends who were shot down or captured by the North Vietnamese. When I came back to civilian life, I felt that it was a mistake to have gone there in the first place, and I agree with Trump that we should avoid putting ourselves in that position again.
Apparently, you served in the military yourself. I would like to thank you for your service. Dr. B |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. ![]() Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morning Doc!
I hope the weather's better with you than it is here in London town. The weather boys call it, anticyclonic gloom. Gloom????...GLOOM??? My old woman's had to snatch my service revolver out of my hand twice this week! No, it's not Trump's draft-dodging that irks me so much as the raping. Yes, it's probably the raping that I would put at the top of a fairly bigly list. Like yourself, my grandad was in the Navy. He served in WWII, you know? He joined to see the world but spent the next 5 years in a submarine. |
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rfreed
Writer ![]() Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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rfreed
Writer ![]() Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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rfreed
Writer ![]() Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
---- I'm an American but I still find this hilarious.......... |
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rfreed
Writer ![]() Location: Lost in Ohio of all places. Registered: 10 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
---- I'm an American but I still find this hilarious.......... |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If Estes Kefauver were alive today, he wouldn’t think it was funny.
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