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Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 6 Jun 24 19:58
I have a mother skunk and 7 baby skunks under my deck. They act like they own the place. Does anyone wish to adopt? Free shipping if you order 2 or more.

Please advise.



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Posted: 11 Jun 24 04:59

Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

I have a mother skunk and 7 baby skunks under my deck. They act like they own the place. Does anyone wish to adopt? Free shipping if you order 2 or more.

Please advise.


Pound of aspartame should do it

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Posted: 14 Jun 24 13:39
They don't act like they own the place. They now own the place. Did no-one tell you that?

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Posted: 9 Aug 24 15:57
There's a new snow board app that might help...

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Posted: 9 Aug 24 15:57
There's a new snow board app that might help...

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Posted: 2 Nov 24 15:14
I'm sorry Bill, my initial reply seemed to be totally off from what you needed. Alas, I just adopted 10 skunks so I'm no longer in the market.

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Posted: 3 Nov 24 23:28
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.

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Posted: 3 Nov 24 23:28
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.

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Posted: 4 Nov 24 00:22
We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.

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Posted: 7 Nov 24 18:57

Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!

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Posted: 7 Nov 24 18:58

Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 9 Nov 24 03:37
You seem to be concerned about Trump’s lack of military service. Although I did two tours in Vietnam as a Navy officer, I was aware that many in my age group avoided the draft. I didn’t concern myself with that. I just tried to do the best job I could. I lost a number of friends who were shot down or captured by the North Vietnamese. When I came back to civilian life, I felt that it was a mistake to have gone there in the first place, and I agree with Trump that we should avoid putting ourselves in that position again.

Apparently, you served in the military yourself. I would like to thank you for your service.

Dr. B

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Posted: 9 Nov 24 06:14
Morning Doc!

I hope the weather's better with you than it is here in London town.
The weather boys call it, anticyclonic gloom.
Gloom????...GLOOM???
My old woman's had to snatch my service revolver out of my hand twice this week!

No, it's not Trump's draft-dodging that irks me so much as the raping.

Yes, it's probably the raping that I would put at the top of a fairly bigly list.

Like yourself, my grandad was in the Navy.

He served in WWII, you know?

He joined to see the world but spent the next 5 years in a submarine.


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Posted: 15 Nov 24 01:46

Quote: Danny Soz


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!


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Posted: 15 Nov 24 01:46

Quote: Danny Soz


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!


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Posted: 15 Nov 24 01:47

Quote: Danny Soz


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!

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I'm an American but I still find this hilarious..........

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Posted: 15 Nov 24 01:47

Quote: Danny Soz


Quote: Dr. Billingsgate

We should join forces and open a Skunks R Us store. If you are a “minority,” it’s possible we might qualify for a Kamala grant of $25,000 if she is elected.


It's ok thank God.

You elected the draft-dodging rapist who advises his minions to drink drain cleaner for what ails them.

Congratulations and well done for your most excellent choice.

PS. I walked past a bar in London earlier with a sigh outside that said: 'No under-18s and all Americans must be accompanied by an adult.'

Like I said, Congratulations!

----
I'm an American but I still find this hilarious..........

Dr. Billingsgate
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Posted: 15 Nov 24 17:36
If Estes Kefauver were alive today, he wouldn’t think it was funny.


 
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