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Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff returns to the England cricket team for the Second Test against South Africa today, and will open the batting, take the new ball, and, likely as not, bring the 
A week after completing a three day government-approved training course in Corporate First Aid and Health and Safety, Jeff Birks, a Junior Credit Controller for InfoTech Systems Inc., expressed frustration that he had yet to be called into action.
Several files which were reported missing by the Ministry of Defence are reportedly in the hands of illegal immigrants according to a report by a ranking Civil Servant.
Hot on the heels of the birth of the decade, when Angelina Jolie presented her husband Brad Pitt, with two beautiful twin babies, comes the news today that the couple are to split up.
Washington, D.C. - Embattled former Bush advisor Karl Rove held an impromptu teleconference this morning form his new office somewhere in northern Paraguay. Sweating profusely, Mr. Rove appeared to be delivering his announcement from inside a small metal hut.
Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.
(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release posted today on his website. But it ends, "And that's when it's time for a little straight talk and lots of hot lead."...
A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.
Dick cheney shoots hunting partner!
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This year's annual 'one-legged-man arse kicking competition' has been cancelled following concerns from local health and safety officials. Participants are said to be hopping mad at the decision.Underwear Confession
In an exclusive interview, Obama Barak was asked what kind of shorts he wears, he answered sometimes briefs and sometimes shorts. The same question was put to John McCain to which his reply was "Depends."UK-Wide Sex Strike
Ugly women throughout the UK were today reported as being "devastated" that no-one was particularly bothered that they are on a week-long sex strike. Threats to extend it to a second week seems to have prompted similar indifference amongst the male population.Summer down to 3 days
Here in the UK, calendars tell us that the first day of Summer is June 20th. June 21st is traditionally midsummer's day, so that means the last day of summer is June 23rd. That's it!Territorial Army Uniform Crisis
Following todays 'turn up to your day job in uniform' stunt, part-time soldiers have been ordered to turn up on parade wearing their day job clothes. Much interest will be generated by stippers, pole dancers and lifeguards.Queen Pregnant
Buckingham Palace announced earlier today that Queen Elizabeth is expecting her fifth child. Its either that, or she's going to let out a cracking fart any time soon.
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